~~*~* FuDd'Z pAgE *~*~~ :: NorWaY 4 LyFe + ISBJØRN + OSTEHØVEL!!! ::

★ AbOuT mEeEe ★

HEY!!! im FUDD!! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 i live in the GREATEST country on EARTH aka NORWAY!! (yes that is a FACT and if u disagree ur probably swedish lol)

i am 19 years old and i spend my days eating BRUNOST (brown cheese) which is the food of the GODS and if you havent tried it ur literally missing out on the ENTIRE POINT of life!!! its brown, its cheesy, it tastes like caramel and dreams 🧀🧀🧀

i am a PROUD NORWEGIAN and Norway has:
✅ fjords (amazing)
✅ brown cheese (PERFECTION)
✅ oil money (rich lol)
✅ midnight sun
✅ the best trolls (not online ones, actual mountain trolls)
✅ NOT SWEDEN

my hobbies include: eating brunost, slicing it with my OSTEHØVEL (invented in NORWAY), defending norway on forums, looking at fjords, eating more brunost, befriending isbjørns, and making sure everyone knows sweden is NOT norway

brunost consumption per week: AT LEAST 2 whole blocks 🧀
ostehøvels owned: 7 (one for each day) 🔪
isbjørns befriended: 3 (Bjørn, Bjørna, and Little Bjørnsen) 🐻‍❄️

🧀 THE HOLY BRUNOST SHRINE 🧀

I bow to thee, O Great Brown Cheese

🧀Classic
Brunost

🟫Extra
Brown

🫕Brunost
on waffles

🧀Bedtime
Brunost

"brunost is not just a cheese. it is a LIFESTYLE. it is a PHILOSOPHY. it is NORWAY itself in block form."
- Fudd, 2006, very wise

⚠️ WARNING: if u say brunost is gross i will block u AND report u to the Norwegian cheese council ⚠️

🔪 THE SACRED OSTEHØVEL TEMPLE 🔪

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THE CHEESE SLICER. NORWAY'S GIFT TO THE WORLD.

📜 HISTORY LESSON (pay attention swedes):
In 1925, a NORWEGIAN carpenter named Thor Bjørklund looked at a block of brunost and said "i shall invent a device to slice this perfectly" and he DID. He invented the ostehøvel (cheese slicer) in LILLEHAMMER, NORWAY. NOT SWEDEN. NORWAY. I will say it again: NORWAY!!!

🧀 WHY THE OSTEHØVEL IS GENIUS:
u can slice brunost to the PERFECT thinness!! not too thick!! not too thin!! PERFECT!! every slice!! consistent!! norway is a land of INNOVATION and CHEESE and INNOVATION ABOUT CHEESE!!

❌ SWEDEN'S ROLE IN THE OSTEHØVEL:
[this section is intentionally blank because they had nothing to do with it]

Fudd owns 7 ostehøvels.
one for each day of the week. yes this is necessary. don't @ me

🐻‍❄️ ISBJØRN APPRECIATION PAGE 🐻‍❄️

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POLAR BEARS!!! THE MOST NORWEGIAN ANIMAL!!!

(yes i know they mainly live in svalbard but svalbard IS norway so checkmate)

Isbjørn means "ice bear" in Norwegian and that is the COOLEST name for anything EVER
They can swim 100km without stopping. can YOU do that sweden??? didnt think so
They are white like the pure Norwegian snow ❄️
An isbjørn would DESTROY a swedish moose in a fight. this is just science
Norway has Svalbard where the isbjørn lives. Sweden has... Malmö. lmao
If u are mean about Norway, the isbjørn will find u (i have trained several)
My spirit animal is obviously an isbjørn. we are both strong, majestic, and love cold stuff
Isbjørn + brunost = the full Norwegian experience. nothing else needed in life

⚠️ WARNING TO SWEDES: There is an isbjørn named "Bjørn Eriksen" guarding this page. He is very patriotic and gets upset when people say Sweden is better than Norway. You have been warned. 🐻‍❄️❄️⚠️

🚫 THE SWEDEN ZONE (LOL) 🚫

SWEDEN: 🇸🇪 NORWAY: 🇳🇴 👑

REASONS WHY NORWAY IS BETTER THAN SWEDEN (a complete list by Fudd):

We have BROWN CHEESE. sweden has... regular cheese. boring!!!
Norway won more Winter Olympics medals. math is math!!!
Our fjords > their flat boring land lmao
IKEA is swedish and the instructions never make sense. coincidence??? i think NOT
Swedes put ketchup on pizza. KETCHUP. on PIZZA. i am NORMAL and i am OUTRAGED
They tried to claim they invented the cheese slicer. NORWAY INVENTED IT. Thor Bjørklund. 1925. LILLEHAMMER. NOT YOU SWEDEN!! THE OSTEHØVEL IS OURS!!! 🔪🔪🔪
Norway has MORE OIL. literally richer. checkmate
Swedish meatballs are just... meatballs. Norwegian brown cheese is MAGIC
Their flag looks like ours but WRONG

jk we luv u sweden (but norway is still better lol) 😘🇳🇴

💜 FuDd'Z ToP 8 FrIeNdZ 💜

🧔 BrunostBros
BFF!!!

🏔️ FjordLuv99
fjord buddy

🐟 xXNorwayXx
fellow norw

🇳🇴 Viking_Gurl
my crush lol

🧀 CheeseKing
cheese ally

⛷️ SkiOrDie
ski homie

🐻‍❄️ Bjørn_IsBear
my isbjørn bff

🔪 OsteHøvelKing
slicer bro

*** NO SWEDES IN MY TOP 8!! sorry (not sorry) ***

💬 CoMmEnTz (leav me 1!!1!) 💬

BrunostBros wrote:

omg fudd ur page is so kewl!!1!! brunost 4ever!! 🧀🧀

xXSwedishGuy123Xx wrote:

hey i think sweden is actually pret--

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Viking_Gurl wrote:

hiii fudd!! ur so right about norway being the best!! wanna go eat brunost together sometime??? 😳

FjordLuv99 wrote:

NORWAY FOREVER!!! also i borrowed ur brunost recipe and my family cried tears of joy lol

TotallyNotASwede wrote:

hello friend i am definitely not swedish i was just wondering if maybe sweden is kinda ok some--

[BLOCKED + REPORTED + RATIO'D]

Bjørn_IsBear wrote:

ROARRR 🐻‍❄️ (fudd says this means "great page, very norwegian, 10/10 brunost content")

OsteHøvelKing wrote:

ur ostehøvel shrine made me cry actual tears bro. Thor Bjørklund would be PROUD. 🔪🧀

ur brunost shrine is literally the most beautiful thing i have ever seen on the internet. i am crying. 🧀😭